Can it be given IV? I may start a CEL infusion clinic. Of course I will offer “enhancements” like vitamins, ginkgo biloba, and goat urine for $25 a pop.
“If you opt for a lifetime monthly subscription for recurring deliveries of CEL, Dr. Cifu will also include a free coupon for a bridge that he wants to give you…limited supply, only for the most discerning customers. Get yours today!”
Simply brilliant! I still have a landline. After many years of wearing a beeper and, more recently a flip phone, I revel in being unreachable (and undisturbable if there is such a word).
Very much like “Eat a little bit of everything and a lot of nothing”, but I think Mark Twain’s formulation “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough” is better.
This is fantastic! If this medicine thing doesn’t work out for you, you definitely have a promising future in comedy writing! 🤣
Can it be given IV? I may start a CEL infusion clinic. Of course I will offer “enhancements” like vitamins, ginkgo biloba, and goat urine for $25 a pop.
Nothing better than fizzy blood.
Ha! I found the fraud! Cans contribute to microplastics! 😂
yer so funny 😂
“If you opt for a lifetime monthly subscription for recurring deliveries of CEL, Dr. Cifu will also include a free coupon for a bridge that he wants to give you…limited supply, only for the most discerning customers. Get yours today!”
This. This is why I love you, Adam Cifu.
If it was the 1950s you could hype “80 percent of doctors prefer CEL with their Camel cigarette.”
I didn't know you were this funny. Great job.
One of Michael Pollan's "Food Rules": Eat Real Food, Not so Much, Mostly Plants. I think this is simple, and pretty spot-on.
Now I have to verify this screen-door correlation (causation?) for myself! Mind blown.
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Simply brilliant! I still have a landline. After many years of wearing a beeper and, more recently a flip phone, I revel in being unreachable (and undisturbable if there is such a word).
Dang it I was gonna do a polished video for you for only 130 barrels of CEL. But since you are such a genius, it’s worth a restack! Eureka!
Satire is the best way to reveal the TRUTH! IMHO
Ben Hourani MD, MBA
Dr. Cifu,
Satire is clearly the best way to reveal the TRUTH! IMHO
Ben Hourani MD, MBA
Very much like “Eat a little bit of everything and a lot of nothing”, but I think Mark Twain’s formulation “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough” is better.